In a slightly bizarre turn of events, Cheryl Cole is apparently the prime target for Jihadis.
Now, I completely understand that terrorism is no joking matter, but come on guys! Cheryl Cole? You might as will target Rebecca Black or Justin Beiber and earn those brownie points while you’re at it.
The only possible menace Cheryl Cole has ever posed to any culture is by singing imflammatory songs about the necessity of parachutes.